TORONTO — A couple was caught having sex on the subway yesterday and was kicked off the train and continued on the platform.
I would just like to say, I am happy I never go to this station and rarely, if ever, sit on the seats on the YUS line.
This is maybe the greatest story of weird shenanigans I’ve heard this year in Toronto, but I’m really torn between…

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My favourite XKCD ever. :)
I love xkcd so much.
Is it wrong that the thing I laughed the most about was “Sharing Root PW”? “2 Outfielders 1 Glove” was a close second though.
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Massive Attack - “Dissolved Girl”
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